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“when you wank if u spit on ur hand and rub it all over ur balls and dick and then spit on your hand again and wank it feels so good beta than wanking without anything it beta than just plan wanking”

jordy, 25 December 2009 (My Body) Tags: masturbation

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“i like to wear condoms stretched over my ears, ear muffs are expensive”

Geraldo, 15 October 2009 (My Body) Tags: practical jokes

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“umm i'm a new zealander and i've never had sex and i don't want to because i'm scared. the first time I tried to put a condom on it wouldn't go on properly then the second one I tried snapped and pinged up and hit me in the eye so uhh...yeah. Also and i'm not attractive whatsoever and everyone say's i'm an annoying jackass so...yeah”

mr.7, 29 September 2009 (My Body) Tags: condom difficulties - virginity

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“One fine Sunday afternoon, I was giving my boyfriend a blow job, and when he was cumming, he somehow made me laugh and the laughing opened up some part of my throat, and the cum came shooting out of my nose. It burned and I only could smell cum for the rest of the afternoon.. The techincal term for this happening is called a "snotty monster" Love Miss Fag Hag Melbourne 2009”

Miss Fag Hag Melbourne 2009, 12 September 2009 (Straight, My Body) Tags: cum - blowjob

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“I can be horny as hell and want to fuck my bf all night, but then as soon as the condom comes out and I try to open it and get it on my dick, it has already started going down and then by the time I try to put it in, its too soft for his tight ass! arrrgh lol. That's why i've not used a condom before quite a few times, its too hard (or not as the case may be). Anyone else?”

justwantit, 12 September 2009 (Gay, Condoms / Lube, My Body) Tags: erection difficulties

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“I love sitting in my garden with a cold beer, having a wank. Noone can see me, and it's just fantastic. It's the best, doin it outside!”

exhib28, 11 September 2009 (Bisexual, My Body) Tags: exhibitionism - outside - masturbation

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