“umm i'm a new zealander and i've never had sex and i don't want to because i'm scared. the first time I tried to put a condom on it wouldn't go on properly then the second one I tried snapped and pinged up and hit me in the eye so uhh...yeah. Also and i'm not attractive whatsoever and everyone say's i'm an annoying jackass so...yeah”
mr.7, 29 September 2009 (My Body) Tags: condom difficulties - virginity
“OMG, i was walking down the street after some hot, rough bog-sex, and when i turned around to get another look at the guy, i saw he dropped his card, so i went over to pick it up, but as I was bending over, a fart came out, and as I stood back up, i felt this warm, squishy thing in my pants so i rushed back to the toilets, and to my horror it was the dirty condom! GROSS!!!”
Jesse, 24 September 2009 (Hooking up) Tags: condom difficulties - dirty - cruising - fart
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